Has the USA Accidentally Creates Time Warp, Briefly Reverting to Extreme 1950s Politic Trends? This Scientist Thinks So
In a theory straight out of a sci-fi B-movie, an eccentric scientist claims the United States is experiencing…
In a theory straight out of a sci-fi B-movie, an eccentric scientist claims the United States is experiencing…
In a development baffling parents, scientists, and sleep-deprived adults everywhere, teenagers across the globe have suddenly acquired the…
In a stunning revelation that’s sending shockwaves through both the tech and pet communities, researchers at the University…
Scientists have unveiled a mind-blowing breakthrough: a coffee that makes meetings actually interesting. Dubbed “Focus Fuel,” this revolutionary…
Researchers have announced a groundbreaking discovery: teenagers’ bedrooms exhibit properties that defy the known laws of physics. This…
Shrinkflation Hits Time Itself, as Scientists Declare There Are Now Only 23 Hours in a Day but with…
In a breakthrough (or perhaps a publicity stunt?), a research team claims to have identified a genetic variant…
In a groundbreaking discovery sure to send the medical community reeling, a new study has determined that 100%…
In a stunning twist that has upended the entire energy sector, fossil fuels have issued a joint statement…
In a move hailed by oil executives as “ingenious” and by environmentalists as “utterly deranged,” major oil corporations…
Study Finds 9 out of 10 Americans Prefer Their Own Facts
A new study published in the esteemed journal “Not The Onion” has revealed a startling truth about the…