In a controversial move, the United States has warned the International Criminal Court (ICC) against its recent string of arrest warrants, suggesting that the court’s actions may jeopardize key political alliances. The White House, in an official statement, emphasized the importance of balancing justice with diplomacy, particularly regarding the ICC’s issuance of warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and several associates. “Justice is a privilege, not a right,” the statement…
In what can only be described as a snackable revelation, sources close to former President Donald Trump have disclosed the true secret behind his notoriously vibrant facial hue: a fine coating of Cheesy Doritos dust. This groundbreaking culinary cosmetic technique reportedly originated not from a tanning salon, but from a snack drawer in Trump Tower. “Everyone thought it was high-end spray tans or some special dermatological treatment,” confided an unnamed source,…