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Outraged Descendant of Pharaoh Demands Copyright Royalties From Every Mummy Movie Ever Made

The entertainment industry faces an unprecedented legal battle, as a man claiming to be the 53rd great-grandson of Tutankhamun demands copyright royalties for, well, basically every mummy movie ever made. Ramses Abdul-Aziz III, a Cairo-based insurance salesman with a striking resemblance to his heavily bandaged ancestor, has had it with the blatant exploitation of his family’s resemblance. “For centuries, Hollywood has profited off our likeness,” Ramses declares, clutching a dusty scroll…

Tutankhamun’s Tomb Listed on Airbnb: “Quaint, Cozy, and Definitely Not Cursed”

Forget 5-Star Hotels! Pharaoh’s Tomb Now Your Spookiest Airbnb Option Move over, trendy lofts and beachfront villas – ancient Egyptian burial chambers are the hottest new trend in the vacation rental market. Forget room service, Tutankhamun’s tomb promises an eternal stay and a side of potential curses for those seeking a truly unforgettable experience. The listing, which appeared on Airbnb with surprisingly few verification checks, describes the property as: Potential renters…

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