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Israel Accuses Joe Biden of Being ‘Khamas’ Member?

In a bewildering twist of international political satire, the Israeli government has allegedly accused U.S. President Joe Biden of being the newest mascot for ‘Khamas,’ in a dramatic escalation of linguistic mix-ups and geopolitical faux pas. This accusation, reportedly stemming from a lost-in-translation moment during a heated game of diplomatic Scrabble, has sent ripples through the corridors of power and comedy clubs alike.

“Clearly, the word ‘Hamas’ was misspelled in our latest diplomatic dispatch, and autocorrect suggested ‘Khamas’ was actually a rare species of diplomatic chameleon, known for its ability to blend into complex political landscapes,” explained a spokesperson for the Israeli government, struggling to keep a straight face.

The Biden administration, caught off guard by the accusation, initially wondered if ‘Khamas’ was a new policy initiative they hadn’t been briefed on. “We’ve been reviewing our foreign policy stance, but I don’t recall adopting any positions on chameleons, camels, or mascots of any kind,” mused a bemused White House aide.

The international community has watched with bated breath and popcorn in hand as the saga unfolds, with many noting that this could be the plot twist needed to rejuvenate the long-running series, “Global Politics: The Reality Show.”

In response to the uproar, a grassroots campaign has emerged, proposing Joe Biden as the next mascot for peace, with promotional materials featuring the President photoshopped into various cartoonish costumes, ranging from peacemakers to actual chameleons.

As the Crustian Satirical Daily News (CSDN) covers this diplomatic dramedy, experts remind the audience that sometimes, the world’s most pressing issues can be momentarily lightened with a dose of humor, intentional or not. Meanwhile, language specialists and autocorrect algorithms worldwide are being questioned, just to ensure ‘Khamas’ doesn’t inadvertently become the next buzzword in international diplomacy.

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